The Secret Diary of A Slaymama: 10 Ugly Facts You Need To Know

According to Urban Dictionary, a slay mama is someone who is so good looking its stabs someone's heart, or "slays" their eyes. Similar to a sword fight. Can refer to male or female. Frequently used on social media comments as hashtag..#Slay mama. Social media has gone gaga because of this word with average ladies on social media using it as hashtag after each post

, with the belief it is for big girls and ladies with some cash stuffed up in their purse. Campus ladies in Nigeria are the highest customers of this innocent word with the aim of hitting high likes and comments on social media mostly Facebook.  They tend to dwell and develop this habit and this has made us build up a team of unproductive adult-children sucking their thumbs during in public posts and biting our nails in the in a secluded area. But, for some people, certain pestiferous habits stick around much longer than they should. These habits should never follow a lady into adulthood. Well, here are some attitudes of a real and typical campus slay mama. 

• Slay mama will only be available when things are Rosy: Don't expect a slay mama when things are rough and you are just trying to gain your ground but trust me, slay mama will be there for you only when things are sweet and bet you me, she will even show you love more than that of your mother's. But even things should change again, she is gone just like a lightening from the sky. 
• Dating “bad boys.” : A slay mama is a guru in this. Of course, most times only the bad boys have the cash and the flashy cars on campus. She flings around these guys even when she knows they have nothing to offer her and her future,  but what she needs is the thing dancing around the guy's pocket.
• Giving out a fake number:  If you are not in her league, you know what I mean by league, don't  expect her to give you her phone number. You don't have anything interesting to offer her, I mean material substances.
•  Telling her friends every detail of her sex life
•  Excessive social media usage.
• A slay mama is a dirty lady who cannot keep her secret private.
• A slay mama is undetectable in her ways
• A slay mama is Psycho 

• She is never ashamed of displaying what her future husband is coming to pay for.
• A Slay mama does not believe in true love without cash.

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